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A collection of quotes from within the group:
 
A collection of quotes from within the group:
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Place: Hui-Wen's Defense
  
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A: Why are you filming her? I thought you liked filming planets and stars.
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B: Hui-Wen is a star!
 
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Three and a half inches?!?!? So short!
 
Three and a half inches?!?!? So short!

Revision as of 14:26, 7 February 2011

A collection of quotes from within the group:


Place: Hui-Wen's Defense

A: Why are you filming her? I thought you liked filming planets and stars.

B: Hui-Wen is a star!


Three and a half inches?!?!? So short!


Microscopic examination of your sample was orgasmic


Dont judge a man by his ass!!


But you assume your assumptions are correct!


Did they descum the plane after the de-icing on the runway ?


I want to find out what is in the water - lets SEM it, oh wait, first cover it with gold.


Sid, your shoe is funny. It's like a high heel.


Harmless statements being misinterpreted..

A: "Its time we did it in front of him"

B: "Oh yeah, totally"


A discussion about SU-8 thickness variation with respect to hard bake temperature.

A: We expect more shrinkage at higher temperatures.


A: Maybe I am missing something, how is this racist?

B: Because it's saying that everyone in [ethnic group] is the same in some way

A: But that's not racist, it's just like a Jewish joke


A second year grad student looking for spare III-V: I am harvesting peoples' waste material.


A third year student with significant hybrid processing experience: What do you mean, we have several implant energies?


Oh ! you put the termination after the device ?


Google search after a long Friday "convert cm to mm"


In Eindhoven, ...


A: You won't even need laser goggles for that measurement. (Coming from a severely sunburnt individual.)


Just do a 5 minute bake for 10 minutes.


On the road from SB to SD, stuck in a traffic jam:

A: What we need is modelocking of cars on the highway.

B: You should look at my simulations on modelocking. You wouldn't want that on the highway.


An undocumented comment that could have been interpreted in a different way was followed by:

A: That's what she said.

B: Who is she?


At OFC, after someone was (rudely) interrupted:

You have no self-respect for them!


Pillow-talk between cleanroom guys:

A: Talk dirty to me baby.

B: Metal deposition without a native oxide etch.


My name is bond, Post-bond.