Personal Quotes

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A collection of quotes from within the group:



A second year grad student looking for spare III-V: I am harvesting peoples' waste material.


A third year student with significant hybrid processing experience: What do you mean, we have several implant energies?


Oh ! you put the termination after the device ?


Google search after a long Friday "convert cm to mm"


In Eindhoven, ...


A: You won't even need laser goggles for that measurement. (Coming from a severely sunburnt individual.)


Just do a 5 minute bake for 10 minutes.


This is best left to imagination

A : Can you imagine the number of raisins that can be stuffed into B's mouth ?

A, B & C look away trying not to think.


On the road from SB to SD, stuck in a traffic jam:

A: What we need is modelocking of cars on the highway.

B: You should look at my simulations on modelocking. You wouldn't want that on the highway.


An undocumented comment that could have been interpreted in a different way was followed by:

A: That's what she said.

B: Who is she?


At OFC, after someone was (rudely) interrupted:

You have no self-respect for them!


Pillow-talk between cleanroom guys:

A: Talk dirty to me baby.

B: Metal deposition without a native oxide etch.


My name is bond, Post-bond.