Personal Quotes
A collection of quotes from within the group:
Three and a half inches?!?!? So short!
Microscopic examination of your sample was orgasmic
Dont judge a man by his ass!!
But you assume your assumptions are correct!
Did they descum the plane after the de-icing on the runway ?
I want to find out what is in the water - lets SEM it, oh wait, first cover it with gold.
Sid, your shoe is funny. It's like a high heel.
Harmless statements being misinterpreted..
A: "Its time we did it in front of him"
B: "Oh yeah, totally"
A discussion about SU-8 thickness variation with respect to hard bake temperature.
A: We expect more shrinkage at higher temperatures.
A: Maybe I am missing something, how is this racist?
B: Because it's saying that everyone in [ethnic group] is the same in some way
A: But that's not racist, it's just like a Jewish joke
A second year grad student looking for spare III-V: I am harvesting peoples' waste material.
A third year student with significant hybrid processing experience: What do you mean, we have several implant energies?
Oh ! you put the termination after the device ?
Google search after a long Friday "convert cm to mm"
In Eindhoven, ...
A: You won't even need laser goggles for that measurement. (Coming from a severely sunburnt individual.)
Just do a 5 minute bake for 10 minutes.
On the road from SB to SD, stuck in a traffic jam:
A: What we need is modelocking of cars on the highway.
B: You should look at my simulations on modelocking. You wouldn't want that on the highway.
An undocumented comment that could have been interpreted in a different way was followed by:
A: That's what she said.
B: Who is she?
At OFC, after someone was (rudely) interrupted:
You have no self-respect for them!
Pillow-talk between cleanroom guys:
A: Talk dirty to me baby.
B: Metal deposition without a native oxide etch.
My name is bond, Post-bond.